Jeri.Kaesler

Okay, generally speaking I like using youtube to find DIY sort of videos but I have gotten tired of seeing a million different “make up artists” on youtube explaining how you can look “just like Sha-Nay-Nay with their easy 5 minute video”.  I know mentors say “write what you know” but if you don’t know shit maybe you should go learn something real and interesting rather than trying to spread around useless nonsense.

Generally speaking I oppose war.  In modern times its waged by rich men for stupid reasons.  I want our troops out of Iraq TODAY.  I want our troops out of Afghanistan in 3 months.  Everyone talks about how complex it is to move things and that’s why it takes so long to shut a war down.  But that’s bullshit.  Most of the gear we could leave behind and we could demolish so that it was nothing but steel.  And to suppose that the military is interested in doing things in a financially efficient way is just stupid.

We could withdraw from both wars at the drop of a hat if Americans wanted it to happen.  But they don’t give a fuck.  They let our kids march off to war, muttering to themselves that it will make men of them and never thinking that they can’t have health insurance because we’re busy having kids be maimed by bombs ON OUR DIME and buying F-22s to fight people who use RPGs and AKs(the cheapest and shittiest of weapons in all things but reliability)

Anyhow, some peace group is asking for people to send postcards to Hiroshima to commemorate the 65th anniversary of the atomic bombing.

Atom Bomb Cross Section

img by Simon Strandgaard

Here is my message:

Dear grandchildren of imperialistic fuckholes who treated our POWs like they were mangy dogs,

Fuck you.  Fuck you and your stupid attempt at peace revival.  Your country created an amazingly militaristic society in a very short period and had the absolute intention of taking over the entire world.

I deplore nuclear weapons and it is unfortunate that you are the only nation that has ever been subjected to them.  But you should fully understand and respect that when you build a nation that is devoutly resistant to invasion that the only weapons left to a foe are nuclear ones.  America fully understands that as all our enemies do.  Only a fool would attempt to invade America as we have so many firearms in private hands that they would essentially face an army the size of China’s Army only infuriated and pissed off that you were there.

There is a risk of building fanaticism into your culture.  When you worship your king as an emperor or when you believe that every man in every house has the right to a gun.  Your fanaticism gives drive to people and lets them invest more energy than they normally would into your civic projects.  But it also means that when your enemies attack they must be absolutely brutal in their attacks and women and children be damned.

I praise you for bringing up peace is this war stricken world.  But to do so on the day when America ended the drive of a fiercely imperialistic nation supposes that America was wrong in this attack.  If you truly believe in peace and not in politics or judging the actions of our grandfathers then you would have set this on another date.  I suspect instead just that you want to drive more people to your museum or that you’re just nuts.  Your grandparents were nuts when they attacked Pearl Harbor.  It may just run in the genes.

But again and to be absolutely clear:

FUCK YOU

We didn’t want a war with you.  It costs us millions of lives.

You picked a fight with a bigger dog and got your fucking ass kicked.

That’s a hard lesson, but you need to learn it.  If America has taught nothing else in the last century it is that we WILL go to war with anyone for ANY reason(unfortunately they’re sometimes bullshit) and even if we don’t win we’ll rain down a level of hurt that should impede others from wanting to attract our interest.

And a last thought:  It took 2 bombs for Japan to surrender.  How many lives could Japan have saved by giving up face and admitting defeat?  THAT is a place to focus peace efforts.

Source of rage Japan Probe

edited by KCLowife on 14Jul2010

We all suffer from globalization.  We feel a need to work harder and spend less time with our families and our neighborhoods.

But those pressures aren’t human and they’re unrealistic.  We do our best to bow to them, fail miserably and then feel like bad humans.

Your humanity isn’t defined by your job.  You know someone today who needs help you can offer.

I’m not saying you need to give them a bunch of work they’ll piss away.  I’m asking you to help them for ONE HOUR and see how it goes.

We weren’t put on this planet to serve corporations and the engraving on your tombstone won’t note your increases in efficiency.  Have a laugh at your corporate overlords and help a poor person work on their garden, fix a fence or teach someone to read.

But do me a favor, stop wasting fucking time sweeping at the local gym and calling it community service.  And I could use a lot less concern for our four pawed friends when Americans die on the streets needing medical attention.  I’m not opposed to planting flowers outside the local methadone clinic but I find it pretty despicable.  A retard can plant flowers and we live in a world where humans hurt and need help.

Don’t hide from that need.  You don’t have to let it overwhelm you, I think that’s what some fear.  But realize that there are kids who have meth-head parents that get 3 meals a week.  There are grown adults who don’t know how to fill out a job application because they’re illiterate.

If you have time to spare spend it really helping someone.  Don’t “donate” an hour of your time sweeping floors.  Find someone who needs your help and give it.

I swear to you that your life will change.  You will gain perspective and satisfaction.  Any guilt from your success will evaporate.  And those douchebag “friends” you’ve tolerated will go the fuck away.

I’m not a Christian but I believe in some aspect of the soul.  Your soul will enjoy this work and it will reward you.  Somehow, intuitively, people know that you are doing good things and they help you out.  And you sleep better.  I’m no theologian, but I know what works for me and I at times anguish over the pain I see others going through.  Go help someone in your free time and reap the rewards.

edited by KClowlife 14Jul2010

Thanks to Japan Probe for finding this

1/1 scale Gundam in Shizuoka, Japan : Construction is almost Completed from darwinfish105 on Vimeo.

Hey Hollywood!

We been stealing your shit for over a decade.

Burglar & Spider

img by mcoughlin

We been stealing your Lexus, Cadillac and your Benz.  Oh wait, we haven’t.  We’ve been protesting your ridiculous DRM and licensing by not bowing down to it.

What dumb fucking fool in Hollywood told you that if you called your shit a Version2, Disc 3, Directors cut that we wouldn’t steal that shit too?

You dumb motherfuckers keep chopping up shit a million different ways trying to get rich.

This is America baby.  We pay for shit that is worth buying.  You want to rebrand it….well I’ll just steal that shit, fuck your daughter and then post it on the internet.

KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF.  THERE WAS NO PART 2 OF THE SIXTH SEASON OF THE SOPRANOS WHEN I WATCHED IT ON CABLE.

You can call it all the insane stupid shit you want to.  Every time you give it a gay assed name you give normal consumers a little bit more outrage that leads them to steal your content without paying.

brick

img by dominique.godbout

SOMEHOW HOLLYWOOD THINKS THEY CAN SELL A BRICK 5 TIMES.  THIS IS BRICKv1.  this is emoBrick(stop looking at me).  this is brickv2 with directorial cumshots…

Hollywood, you make a great product and we enjoy it thoroughly.  But we have this pesky thing called a Great Recession that’s limiting our ability to swallow your jism.

And there’s this other pesky thing that’s killed all our incomes for the last 3 decades called globalization.

You see, people are pumping out films all over the place.  I’m not sure if you’ve heard of it but India, GASP I KNOW, has their own movie making town called Bollywood.  And my cousin Fred has a camera and he’s got an intriguing new drama on the front left wheel well of vans.

So now that all of your consumers have had their incomes destroyed by globalization we’re now asking you to join us.  You see, we’re all poor now.  And it sucks but it’s much less stressful.  So if you could knock off the insane application of differentiation it sure would be nice.  Because when you rebrand things with Season 5, Version2, we pretty much assume you’re a bunch of rich pricks that don’t understand how broke we are.

Thanks,

Your Broke Friend….

Jeri

edited by KClowlife on 14Jul2010

It’s interesting that while Republicans are busy claiming that Democrats just want more government jobs they never give them credit for incentivizing some small businesses to start up or expand.  Smith Electric manufactures trucks that run on all electric and they chose to build their main facility in Kansas City because of our central location in the United States.  They just hired their 50th employee.

They also TALK about tax breaks but never want to mention that one of the very first thing Obama did was give the working families in America a tax break.  My taxes went down last year and yours probably did as well.  If you’re earning over $250k and reading my blog then you didn’t get a break.  Well, you got your break in the Bush years.  So shut the fuck up and stop bitching when the working man gets a break.

Many ups to Japan Probe for this great find!

Thank to Japan Probe for the find

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